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I fucked the 4chan hacker with my BBC

I'm Tyrone and this is my story.

As a nigger I like to fuck white snow bunnies with my bbc but I'm a particularly ugly nigger and snowbunnys simply don't want anything with me, I tried rape but my bones don't move like they used to (I'm 50 years old btw) and raping all them snpwbunnies has become an unmanageable task.

It's then that I found about trannies, they almost look like woman with none of the standards. This made me ecstatic. I got to fuck all dem wite womanz and shieet as a old buck. It was marvellous. It is then that I happened to stumble upon a particularly ugly looking tranny-the 4chan hacker of course I was oblivious to this and I really wanted sum of that white pussy, so I swiped right on this disgusting carcartrature that you could clearly see was once a man. As I swiped I got a match almost immediately, and "she" immediately started typing, as I was staring at the screen I thought if this is really what my life has turned into-fucking trannies because no other women would ever give an ugly nigger like me a chance but as I got into deep thought, "she" sent a message and it read "come fuck me wit dat bbc daddy right now" and she sent her location this put all thoughts out of my head replaced them with one-transgirl pussy. I immediately got into my stolen vehicle (2009 honda civic) and began driving. I was speeding all the way to her I was in such a hurry I think I hit a nigress with her little kid. But now wasn't the time for hurry I was horny. As I got to her house, I began to sense a dense aroma of dried fish and shit a odur that only intensified with each step, that's where I should've ran away and never came back but I didn't, too thirsty for pussah, as I rang the doorbell, this 4-foot gremlin looking creature greeted me "oh daddy whip out dat bbc already" "she" said before pulling me with her surprisingly strong hands into the house. What followed after I barely remember, I think she might've drugged me or maybe the sheer stench of her "pussah" made me go half unconscious. The only thing I remember is walking with her upstairs and seeing 4chan on her computer this surprised me "isn't dat the racis hacker website or sum sheit" I mumbled, "don't worry BBC daddy, I'm actually hacking these chuds for being racist" she responded, her voice almost sounded feminine but even a horny half-conscious nigger like myself could tell that something wasn't quite right. She then proceeded to send a PDF in one of the websites boards, killing the entire website, "I think I deserve a little BBC for that daddy", before I could respond, she took off her pants, the sheer odor made me go collapse and lose all semblance of my body, I woke up near her house butt naked, and ran to my car-I didn't have the courage to go in there again and risk subjecting myself to that vile aroma. I arrived home, checked twitter and saw the news, "4CHAN IS HAXKED" I saw a tweet explaining. immediately I began to type " I HASD SEX WIT DAT FOI-" as I was about to press the d key, I saw a bunch of agents, dressed in orange with the letters "FDL" on their raiments outside my door. I began to hear a knock, as I went to open the door, they shoot me "DONT TALK SHIT BOUT OUR HACKA EVER AGAIN NIGGUH" were the last words I heard. I am writing this as a nigger corpse.

This is a warning to everyone. DO NOT GO TO THE 4CHAN HACKER'S HOUSE AND CERTAINLY DO NOT PUT YOUR BBC INSIDE "HER"


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